2023 Christmas Special: Santa Gets New Wheels

Santa struggled to get on his feet, surrounded by the wreckage of his once-majestic sleigh. The iconic wooden sleigh, handcrafted by ancient snow elves, was passed down through successive Santa generations since the days of ol' Saint Nicholas. For centuries she had flown straight and true, leading Santa to ponder if perhaps the Reindeer had mistaken his secret stash of Jagermeister for Coca-Cola, affecting their flight performance. He would ask Rudoplh, but alas, the force of the impact reduced Rudolph to a lonely red nose amidst the debris. With a deep sigh, Santa surveyed the depressing crash site. It was a blistering cold night, and his pained breathing quickly fogged up his cracked spectacles. "Darn...those were favorite Ray Bans" he muttered. As his eyes adjusted to the dark, he realized he was in the showroom of "Safford Brown Kia Manassas," currently closed for Christmas. A stroke of luck, Santa mused, for Manassas, VA was the last stop on his itinerary. And as the Fates would have it, he crash-landed into Manassas Virginia's highest-rated Kia dealership. Facing a time crunch, Santa decided to borrow a vehicle from the dealership to complete his annual mission. Surely, Safford Brown Kia Manassas wouldn't mind the temporary loan for such a noble cause? Only one question remained, however: which car to choose from the array of new Kia vehicles?

2024 Kia Telluride

Santa Claus has discovered the ultimate sleigh alternative for delivering last-minute presents this Christmas—the 2024 Kia Telluride. Starting at a reasonable $35,990, the Telluride is the ideal SUV for family and group travel, boasting three rows of seating and abundant space. Recognized as the NACTOY Utility Vehicle of the Year, MotorTrend SUV of the Year, Kelley Blue Book's Best Buy, and Car and Driver 10Best, the Telluride has earned its stellar reputation. With a powerful 291-horsepower V6 engine, optional all-wheel drive, and a sizable fuel tank, the Telluride ensures a confidence-inspiring journey through various terrains. Its spacious interior caters to passengers and cargo, making it an ideal choice for Santa's remaining deliveries. Packed with cutting-edge tech, including USB-C fast charging ports, a wireless phone charging pad, and a premium Harman Kardon audio system, the Telluride would keep Santa entertained and connected for the night ahead. 2024 Kia Telluride Highlights

• IIHS Top Safty Pick +
• NHTSA 5-Star Safety Rating
• 291 horsepower/ 262 lb-ft of torque
• 8 Passenger Seating Capacity
• 87 ft³ of Max Cargo Space
• 3 rows of seating

2024 Kia Carnival

Providing ample practicality and luxury, Santa would find the 2024 Kia Carnival the perfect vehicle for his last-minute Christmas deliveries. With a starting price of just $33,200, the Carnival offers a modern minivan design with the handling of a premium car, making it ideal for navigating tight spaces and delivering presents with ease. Powered by a fuel-efficient but powerful 290 horsepower 3.5-liter V6 engine, Santa can rely on the Carnival's frugal 19 mpg city/26 mpg highway for efficient travel across  Manassas, Virginia. The minivan's cavernous 145.1 cubic feet of interior cargo space, second-row Slide-Flex Seating, and VIP Lounge Seating ensure ample room, vital for the countless gifts Santa has yet to deliver. Additionally, the Carnival's innovative technologies, such as Dual-Screen Rear-Seat Entertainment, Driver & Passenger Talk, and 12.3-inch Dual Panoramic Displays ensure connectivity with North Pole HQ. Holiday driving can get a bit sketchy, which is why the Carnival comes with KIA DriveWise, which includes a suite of features like Blind-Spot View Monitor and Forward Collision-Avoidance Assist, ensuring a secure ride for Santa and his team. Additionally, the Carnival's Smart Power Doors and Tailgate, along with Best-In-Class Cargo Space, offer convenience during Santa's quick stops for cookies and milk. 2024 Kia Carnival Highlights

• 290 Horsepower 262 lb-ft Torque
• 19 mpg city /26 mpg highway
• Max 145.1 cubic feet of cargo space
• Smart Power Doors
• Driver + Passenger Talk
• KIA DriveWise
• VIP Lounge Seat

2024 Kia EV6

With a starting MSRP of $48,700 and an exceptional range, the 2024 KIA EV6 is not only fast but also efficient, ensuring Santa can swiftly navigate from house to house without suffering from range anxiety. The top-of-the-line EV6 GT AWD, reaching 0-60 in just 3.2 seconds, is faster than a Lamborghini Huracán Evo Spyder, making it the perfect sleigh replacement for Santa's trademark same-day deliveries. The class-leading battery range of the EV6, with the Wind RWD and GT-Line RWD, provides an impressive 310 miles, guaranteeing Santa can cover a vast distance on a single charge, up to 310 miles to be exact. The dual 12.3-inch screens and thoughtfully crafted interior make for a luxurious and enjoyable ride, enhancing Santa's overall Christmas Eve experience. Plus, with the ability to charge the EV6 using the numerous electric chargers in Manassas, VA, Santa can go from 10% to 80% in less than 18 minutes! 2024 Kia EV6 Highlights

• Max 576 horsepower/ 545 lb-ft torque
• 0-60 mph: 3.4 seconds
• Wireless phone charging
• Vehicle to Load (V2L)
• 800-Volt Fast Charging

Santa reached into his bag of presents and pulled out a wad of cash. The money was originally for Mrs. Santa's gifts, but desperate times call for desperate measures. She'd understand...hopefully.  Santa flipped through the crisp benjamins, counting each bill. "10, 20, 30, 40, 50..." With a heavy thud, Santa tossed the stack of cash onto the reception desk. Sure, $100,000 is way over MSRP, but hey, it's Christmas. In a rush, Santa unlocked the vehicle, ignited the engine, and with a grin, accelerated out of the dealership, leaving a trail of smoke and festive "ho-ho-hos" in his wake. Christmas was officially back on track, baby.